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SweetJacksonFan
Poems
Jun 2014
The Wolf of Wall Street:
you would not want to meet
is not worthy of a greet
is rather offbeat
thinks he is so elite
is a man incomplete
is very far from sweet
is full of conceit
is riddled with deceit
secretly plays Trick or Treat
manipulates the Balance Sheet
knows how to deplete
has a business that's not concrete
risks being beat into mince meat
is a ***** rotten cheat
does it in the backseat
likes to turn up the heat
is not too discreet
knows how to mistreat
probably has smelly feet
I imagine, would secrete gleet
is the type to *** on the toilet seat
is a glutton that is not shy to eat
has a large carbon footprint with his flashy car fleet
undeservingly always gets a lovely hotel suite
forever gets granted the nicest plane window seat
the movie, received tweet after tweet
the man, was also not short of a tweet
is enough to make me bleat
should go into retreat
whatever you may think, did not reach a great feat
cannot avoid the Hot Seat
will get very downbeat
will suffer absolute defeat
will become obsolete
**Then God will press delete
21st June 2014 @ 02:26
Do not glorify immoral behaviour.
Alternatively, you can try chanting my poem while beating your chest as demonstrated by Matthew McConaughey in the movie.
#lies
#life
#god
#drugs
#abuse
#cheating
#ethics
#***
#money
#morals
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