There was a small fly who flew in my ear, All cosy and warm, with nothing to fear. A harmless existence, though short on sun, He beat his wings against my ear drum. ''Its in my ear!!'', I cried in shock, Whilst those stood round began to mock. ENOUGH of THIS, my new, near neighbour! (The car key was ******, in pain I cussed. . .) But calm was restored with my makeshift sabre :)
Written by a friend but it made me laugh! Permission given to post.