I used to crush lightning bugs on my face. I thought I would glow in the dark. I don't, although, my liver has given me a nice jaundice cast. Almost Miami tan. The other night she punched me, then called the cops- blood everywhere. She went to jail for five days. She acted like it was an eternity. We ****** last night until we were raw. Today, she's a stranger; self centered and self absorbed. I've been drinking Cooking Sherry to keep from having seizures. She couldn't care less. She brought home a six pack and gave me one beer. Oh well, I knew she was no Iris when I met her. I just didn't realize she was Nightshade.