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Only While Stocks Last

_Find Your bliss; Channel your Inner godliness; 25% off inspiration; Sale ends this Sunday._
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Written by
annh
F / Christchurch, New Zealand
Published
Sep 2, 2020
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6·14
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A certain on-trend stationery store’s recent ‘25% OFF INSPIRATION’ promo banner made me laugh and cringe in equal measure.

‘McMindfulness is a stock on the rise. A brand that promises to deliver. It satisfies spiritual yearnings without being a religion. It’s backed by brain scientists at Harvard and MIT. It’s magic without being magic. It even transforms corporate culture and increases market share! Now that’s worth paying for.’

- Jeremy Safran, McMindfulness: The Marketing of Well-Being

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