don't ******* text your friends while you're ******* driving and now i'm this close to throwing your phone out the window and into the highway so put your phone down because i'm trying to talk to you and right now i'm trying to ******* say that you shouldn't ******* text your friends when you're behind the wheel because you can crash and **** someone and you're important to me and i don't ******* want you or me to die and if you're important to me then i'm willing to spend my ******* time on you and when i spend my time on someone i'm pretty much just spending my ******* money and you already know that most of the time i don't have any ******* money and if i did i would be spending that money on sunshine and time to try and make us happier so if you don't like what i have to offer then i'm telling you to say ******* to my offer and to stop being a coward and to tell me how you really feel or just get the hell out of here because if you're wasting my money already i refuse to let you waste my ******* time because i've already spent years wasted on you but you won't ******* love me back the way i ******* love you and instead every single time when i want to leave you just have to pull me back because you think that it's a great decision to drag me along to all of your ******* adventures with all of your ******* friends and all of your ******* boyfriends only to ******* tell me that i never really stood a chance with you and that you just want us to be friends but clearly you don't even understand how to ******* be friends with someone because if you ******* did you would be talking to me in the car right now and not texting your friends and flirting with me nonstop and i wouldn't have to be ******* remind you how ******* dangerous it is to text and drive.