You are fashion Mrs. Juniper Some days a fitted skirt Others, a skinny jeans ensemble The summertime catcalls and whistles Over the length of your legs And a slinky polka dot bikini You pay no mind to If fact, you don't even blink Even when they lick the glass It's a job to you Plain and simple And no matter how stiff it becomes You're always willing To lend a helping hand
Inspired by, of all things, a scene from the 1970's police procedural TV series "Adam-12."