Year after year --at daylight savings-- he kept moving his clock backward, but never forward, until he wound-up in the wrong century.
He then slept in masks, his dreams repeatedly disbanding and reforming, as if in someone else's show, but it was his hallucinating set-list, for sure.
He lived at the call of the void, feeding off peppermint sticks and clusters of chokeberry, to help ease the pressure.
One phantom summer, he read The Joy of Euthanasia from cover-to-cover, over and over, until he could recite death.
He poured his heart into his new work as an artist of tacenda, --yes, he kept a lid on it.
And when the pretty young bees buzzed about underneath their brazen parasols, he'd smile up at the sun for her complicit glow: the warmest days always drew them out to him, like honey on the tongue.
Now naysayers may keep him out of Canton, but one day, like most serial killers, they will name a school after him and his hijinks.