why do you go to sleep in t-shirt and no bottoms? he asks after years of le mariage
why for modesty and as a sign of respectful readiness, naturally!
gazing upon me, you’ll see my x-small size, tight bright pink v-necked t-shirt from Old Navy
making you reflect, my dear, that this particular woman is one confident sailor
gazing upon me, you’ll see my naked pure intentions undoubtedly at the ready per my Girl Scout training, “Be Prepared” whenever help is needed^
making you reflect, my dear, that this lady scout could probably start a fire easy with just one handy stick and you, ‘rubber suit’ matching my nighttime costume, when our “couture au lingerie,” exhibits a happy styling similarity
^ Motto: The Girl Scout motto is "Be prepared." In the 1947 Girl Scout Handbook, the motto was explained this way: "A Girl Scout is ready to help out wherever she is needed. Willingness to serve is not enough; you must know how to do the job well, even in an emergency."