There once was a man who liked to eat grunion he ate them with ketchup and onion he ate them for lunch he ate a whole bunch he ate so many they gave him a bunion
There was a lady who liked to eat cheese but when she ate it she started to sneeze she'd sneeze and she'd cough till her hat would fall off and she developed a terrible wheeze
There was a young girl who ate cantaloupe while she rode on the back of an antelope she rode along fine and continued to dine till her antelope tripping, slid down a *****
There was a boy who liked mango when he ate it he did the fandango he'd throw out the peels then with a click of his heels he would dance a beautiful tango
There was a lady who loved carrots but so did her large group of ferrets if her ferrets were there she had to give them a scare to keep them away from her carrots
There once was a man who liked to eat soup but when he did it made his ears droop it was hard to recoup with ears covered with goop but he just couldn't give up his soup
There was a young lad who liked waffles Though they made him feel really awful he ate them with butter then he would sputter and develop a terrible cough-ful
There was a man who loved to eat stew but when he ate it his face would turn blue it was truly a ghastly hue he looked like he had the flu as if he was sick through and through
There once was a lady who liked custard she ate it with pickles and mustard a strange combo, she'll grant since she's not even pregnant when she was asked she'd always get flustered