"My daughter, I have seemed to misplace Instead of my darling, I received a disgrace The poor old stork, to bring me this girl Should retire his work, a shame on this world Look at how she wishes she were, Watching the world grow up without her The luck she bares is all but good "Listen and do, like proper girls should!" Where's her beauty and womanlike charm? All she has is an urge for self harm To lose a daughter is a shame on its own To receive a disappointment brings disgrace to my home If returns were an option, I'd do it in a tick Yet here she is and its making me sick Counting the days til she's out of my hair But for now I'll keep acting like I care"