Jun 2017
After a desperate night and thoughtful day I decided to re-write several facts about my crush!
First of all, chill. I know my crush won't see this because of lack signal or lack of love idk. Both reasons are acceptable.
Here, several unworthy facts about my crush that you ****** hoomans gave no **** about:
1. He is taller than me. Like 15-20 cm taller. I'm not talking about gigantic monster and won't date one, but if I have to date one it's okay lol. I have friend that tall like Eiffel tower and big as **** and tbh I'm afraid of him. I'm sorry bro you remind me of troll even though you're fine. Ehe.
I agree that tall guys are hot, but with my body like smurf and boy like troll can't even imagine what our future be like if we were together. So, bye bye Eiffel tower.
Anyway I'm 155cm so he'll be like 170-175 cm.
And I just realized that he is tall too ***.
2. He is deadass Einstein with attitude like Hannah Baker. He is-in fact-weirdest mothafaka I've ever met. One day he'll be like 'oh I'll invent flying shoes' and one day he'll be like 'do you guys see my motivation to live?'.
3. He is innocent. Nuff said.
3.5. His phone is the most private phone I've ever seen. One day I was too curious to know what'sā hidden in his phone and deadass found nothing. I think it's normal for boy to have porns or naked women etc and expected to found at least one and ya I found nothing.
((Found picture of me though))
3.51. His browser history is clean.
4. He loves anime tittiez.
5. We love to spoil each other
6. I ONCE ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHED HIS ***-*** **** IT. Not disappointed TEEHEE.
7. Same thing happened to me. He accidentally touched my boo-boo. He didn't recognize tho. But there I was standing still, stiff, wanted to die.
8. He is afraid of God. Sins ain't myth, sins are real.
9. He didn't know Lana del Rey.
D I S S A P O I N T E D.
Soon boi, I'll let you go deep in my world and meet my astral mama.
10. He isn't a fan of Paramore. Super disappointed :).
11. He lives far away from me.
Last,
12. He is one of the finest art God ever made and I love him to death.
Boi, i think i have to end this unworthy facts about you.
I'm afraid.
to cry.
I thought after I wrote this I'll be laughing or smiling etc.
But.....
e//
In the end,
I love you.
You'll find someone better than me smh.
Don't choose me.
Ehehegeheheheheheh.
I've got several more reasons to love you and some of it
Hurts me
So this is the end.
You'll always be my number one boy'friend.
First of all, chill. I know my crush won't see this because of lack signal or lack of love idk. Both reasons are acceptable.
Here, several unworthy facts about my crush that you ****** hoomans gave no **** about:
1. He is taller than me. Like 15-20 cm taller. I'm not talking about gigantic monster and won't date one, but if I have to date one it's okay lol. I have friend that tall like Eiffel tower and big as **** and tbh I'm afraid of him. I'm sorry bro you remind me of troll even though you're fine. Ehe.
I agree that tall guys are hot, but with my body like smurf and boy like troll can't even imagine what our future be like if we were together. So, bye bye Eiffel tower.
Anyway I'm 155cm so he'll be like 170-175 cm.
And I just realized that he is tall too ***.
2. He is deadass Einstein with attitude like Hannah Baker. He is-in fact-weirdest mothafaka I've ever met. One day he'll be like 'oh I'll invent flying shoes' and one day he'll be like 'do you guys see my motivation to live?'.
3. He is innocent. Nuff said.
3.5. His phone is the most private phone I've ever seen. One day I was too curious to know what'sā hidden in his phone and deadass found nothing. I think it's normal for boy to have porns or naked women etc and expected to found at least one and ya I found nothing.
((Found picture of me though))
3.51. His browser history is clean.
4. He loves anime tittiez.
5. We love to spoil each other
6. I ONCE ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHED HIS ***-*** **** IT. Not disappointed TEEHEE.
7. Same thing happened to me. He accidentally touched my boo-boo. He didn't recognize tho. But there I was standing still, stiff, wanted to die.
8. He is afraid of God. Sins ain't myth, sins are real.
9. He didn't know Lana del Rey.
D I S S A P O I N T E D.
Soon boi, I'll let you go deep in my world and meet my astral mama.
10. He isn't a fan of Paramore. Super disappointed :).
11. He lives far away from me.
Last,
12. He is one of the finest art God ever made and I love him to death.
Boi, i think i have to end this unworthy facts about you.
I'm afraid.
to cry.
I thought after I wrote this I'll be laughing or smiling etc.
But.....
e//
In the end,
I love you.
You'll find someone better than me smh.
Don't choose me.
Ehehegeheheheheheh.
I've got several more reasons to love you and some of it
Hurts me
So this is the end.
You'll always be my number one boy'friend.
Haaagt:(
