Our future would be nicer If he wasn't such a liar At least could play the role And be less politician And less a bad magician If he only had a soul.
He’s drunk with his power Which is growing by the hour He’s really on a roll. He believes he is king And we don’t mean a thing Because he has no soul.
He has voters he can step on Now we’ve given him a weapon It was obvious in the polls So many to **** Destroying them at will Like a creature with no soul.
Now his approval is sagging His supporters are gagging As they try swallowing him whole. He’s sure none can top him And no one can stop him Because he has no soul.
He won’t be satisfied ’Till all Democrats have died Or get by shoveling coal. We’d appeal to his heart If he had one at the start And if he only had a soul.
Sing along, folks. You know the tune, you just never knew the words until I re-wrote them. Modernized, as it were.