Slammed to "Pick Up the Pieces" by Average White Band
Life's a jungle I have found Torn to pieces all around There are foxes - there are hounds Zoos where wild things abound Just listen to the funky sound Now we're going underground....
Underground where rabbits go Down tunnels in a faster slow It's all over, don't you know Pick & Shovel, Rake & *** You're down with it, on the low Like you're Edgar Allan Poe Feast or famine - friend or foe It must go on... The Truman Show...
Jigsaw pieces - play the game It is just a crying shame Dance for dancing - Fame for fame Break a leg and you are lame No one'll ever know your name...
PICK UP THE PIECES PICK UP THE PIECES PICK UP THE PIECES PICK UP THE PIECES PICK UP THE PIECES
You're a tiger, nothin' nice You've been bought, you had a price Yeah, you tore off quite a slice Well, some are men and some are mice Some eat meat and some eat rice Some are fire - some are ice Some are ticks and some are lice Let me give you some advice...
Just so you are never boring While you're out there pimping, ******* While you're the one they are adoring Just watch out for polished flooring Don't break loose from your fast mooring Into the pit you will be soaring After that there's no restoring Listen to the lion roaring...
Chorus
Here we are in the U.S. We are pampered we are blessed Sometime soon there'll be a test We'll ride the Bronco way out West The Magnificent Seven rides abreast There's a new Sheriff, have you guessed? With a tin badge on His vest He does not play - He does not jest I'm afraid, I will attest!
It won't be fun, just wait and see It will be "pain" *with a capitol P! On this bus, don't ride for free This is not a game of Wii There's a port and there's a lea There's a shrub (Bush), and there's a tree There's an us, and there's a we
There's a YOU, and there's a ME...
PICK UP THE PIECES PICK UP THE PIECES PICK UP THE PIECES PICK UP THE PIECES PICK UP THE PIECES
SoulSurvivor (C) 9/14/2016
https://youtu.be/xpflST8xWm8 "Pick Up the Pieces" extended version Average White Band
I heard this song today and had to slam to it! This is a shortened version of the poem. I'm going to do it at Open Mic next week.
The reference to Shrub (George W Bush) should be explained. My family always calls George Bush shrub... LOL! :-)