A toll rings loud and clear throughout the musty cellar, Through the halls of the vast dungeon at night. I wait for one of them to come down and speak To me about the "others," the valued, the "wise," It's the same thing every year, this lonely life. I hear a creak, must be nothing, I turn on the light, Swear I saw a ghost, still nothing. Vaguely, I've been searching for an answer to this riddle, It will only take a few moments of your time To sit there between the vagabond with the fiddle, And the one who must be low as slime. It's your call-I ask you-for your opinion, You laugh in my face-if I seek your words-I'm a disgrace, Riddled with handed down problems, no given grace, A roaring of thunder, brew of secret ingredients, From a distance I can still hear you laughing in my face, Speaking magic spells of strange and creepy "enchantments," Even from afar, even from my un-chosen wife's place.