Reject my existence
Go on, ******* do it
If you don't ignore me you harass me
Stand by, wordless, as they throw ****

Where are you when I need you most?
Hanging around with your boyfriend of course
Stupid me, friends don't matter compared to him
Splitting you two up would require more than a forced divorce

Seriously, we exist, so stop sitting on his lap
And pay attention to your friends when they say they feel like crap
Why can't you spend time with us every once in a while?
Huh? Because you'd rather have no friends I see, and fiddle with his dial