I want to whisk you away Hold her hand like it's the only thing anchoring you to this planet Let her wear your jacket (she likes the way it smells) Tell her she's beautiful Not hot. Not ****. Lot's of girls love themselves from the shoulders on down Don't make the same mistake Serenade her with corny declarations of love I wish I lived in your socks, so I could be with you every step of the way When life gets hard for her Do you have a band-aid? Because I think I scraped my knee falling in love with you When believing you love her gets hard for her You should be a baker, because your buns are perfect When looking in the mirror gets hard for her Let's play Titanic: You be the iceberg, and I'll go down When you get hard for her Kiss her on the forehead (but only if you're tall enough to do so easily) Worship her personality in front of friends Worship her mind in front of parents Worship her body in private Worship her body in public when no one's looking Never let her go to bed without hearing *I love you Tie her shoe for her Wrap your arms around her when she cries Don't be her Prince Charming Don't be her Knight in Shining Armor Be the WHOLE **** KINGDOM Be her best-friend, boyfriend, and bed-buddy Don't be a baby: let her take pictures of you Remember- every touch makes her heart race Make her heart race **Then whisk her away