I drink wine before water It’s better than beer. Neither are like ***** They’re nowhere near. Like beer, you can Drink all of it you please. It will never knock Your life to its knees.
What? You say no? You say they are equal? This is a bad movie I don’t want a sequel. I have lived my whole life Thinking wine is okay And not contributing to Alcoholism in any way.
I thought I could drink it And party like a king And the specter of addiction Didn’t mean a thing. Yes, I admit I ignored Those drunks and hangovers That woke me up feeling I’d been hit by a Range Rover.
So, okay, maybe it’s real This threat to sobriety That is so accepted And approved by society. But now I have to find A new way to celebrate That won’t ruin my life At some not too distant date.