One night two souls met at the old bridge to debate the differences between men and women.
"i prefer being a woman," said one. "They're born as princesses and live not by suggestion but as the heart determines."
"Sheesh," said the second. "That's all pretty and nice but men have power. Will always run faster, lift more, protect the population."
"Impressive," the first soul said. "Still, ladies have compassion even when they've lost will. When we've had our fill we stop eating and place the rest of our food in a **** box like a sane person."
The second soul yawned. "We eat for energy so we'll always be able to guard and protect, you. Admit it, your attracted to tough guys."
"I've always been a lesbian."
(awkward .."oh..")
The first soul retorted the silence. "Because women need protecting. You've placed us under your big toe and refused to ever let go. But I've been back just a day, and I've got some info."