You want a romantic poem?
Here it goes
“Baby, I take the e out of e-harmony”
“The E stands for exit”
“Which is what I’m doing right now”
“Cause this isn’t working out”
Taking the microphone
And looking at the news station televising this
“Kids, don’t break up with a woman like this in any way. Unless you hate life.”
I usually think dropped microphones are the best way out
This one is brand new
So I’ll pretend like I’m doing that
Don’t hurt her feelings
Just be transparent and genuine with your words
And hopefully the hurt will be as mild as the spring in Texas