It was at the party that you would see, the nonconformist spirit of Ernest Hokum was alive and well. He would not strive for mademoiselles Since that would be dishonest, and Ernest was a honest man. Not Iago honest for his desires did not lay doggo. However, Hokum was known to succumb to a glass of *** resulting in Hokum to become squiffy. And any iffy encounters, he would shake them of with his usual aplomb remaining so calm they thought he was just bored. Or dead. And then they would leave poor Hokum to his horde of ***. "Lord, old chum, thank you for this ***!" Hokum proclaimed. And he drank til he was famed for his *** drinking. Thinking they saw him and thought "That's Hokum for you!" Hokum knew this to be wishful thinking, and listen to some blues. Full of innuendos and nonsense. Hokum's favourite combinations. He ignored his conscience and allowed the blues to occupy his mind Dwelling on such twaddle until he finds another distraction. Probable ***, if he was being honest, which, as previously stated he is. Hokum didn't take life too serious for that would be to make life into work Any work is tedious at best, so why be so serious? Hokum enjoyed the simple pleasures of strong alcohol and humorous inappropriate songs, And such that was the hundum life of Ernest Hokum. A man with a charming smile that spoke blarney with such conviction turning fiction into facts you would believe it, just for a little while. Why wouldn't you? That's Hokum for you, afterall.