Sometimes, just walking a few yards makes me tired enough for a nap.
Sometimes, when I'm exercising, my ears start ringing.
Sometimes I look at birds but they fly away when I get too close.
Sometimes I lick my bowl after dessert.
Sometimes my toilet starts to smell.
Sometimes people step on my toes.
Sometimes I like to pretend the sofa is a playground.
Sometimes I feel like things are just out of my reach.
Sometimes I'm clumsy and knock things over, but I'm never in trouble for long.
Sometimes all I need are cuddles.
And if you're good, sometimes I'll ***** furballs for you, to show you my undying love.