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I am a taco
With meat, lettuce, and sauce
All stuffed within a shell
I am very yummy

All my life I have one goal
And that's to be eaten by a hungry soul
People say I'm very yummy
When I'm being digested in their tummy

You can get me regular or supreme
You can even add a bit of sour cream
You can get me at Del Taco or Taco Bell
I'm a little piece of heaven in a little shell
JC17
I
look
only
to those
with
both
evil
eyes
in view.
collaboration with calpurnia mockingbird*

Bite me, muse
You night time lover
fairweather fickle demon of writes
you shake your stuff in my direction
then run off laughing in the night.

Up yours, muse,
you wanton harlot
spewing fragments, bits of rhymes
take your teasing from my doorstep
sorry *****, don't have the time.

*******, muse
you stinking skiprat
get to steppin' set me free
you mock my gaze with great affection
help me out or leave me be!

******* muse, my new expression
take your words and shove them there
your sun don't shine in my direction
this poems **** but I don't care.
A bit of fun with Cally, I wanted to get a bit sweary, Cal swears a lot (she's Welsh), she's probably swearing right now while reading this...... Hi Cal! :-D
heard this morning
the bus....
best way to cook possum
skin an gut the poss'
put in an oven bag
with some wine or verjuice
and  herbs
samphire or wattercress
and roast 'im
about the same time as ya
would a chook....
comes out beautiful and tender
ya can do it with echinda too
bit they 're not as good....
bit stringy eh!
now you won't find that on pinter....lol
Boredom settles,  silence reigns.
now stubborn heart calls wastrel's name.
I'm better off busy, boredom is a ***** that always brings my favourite torture to mind.....I'm sure the tequila doesn't help.
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