I will not think of you every moment of every day, because I do have things to do
I will not will dress for you, because I wear what I want
I will not spend every second worrying about you, because I have troubles, too
I will not agree with everything you say, because I have my own opinions
I will, however, think of you when I hear the joke you told on our first date,
And wear the dress you got me for my birthday on yours,
And worry about you when you're at an important interview
And agree with you when you've had a bad day
And love you more and more every day, until the end of time.

You're the salmon to my peanut butter
The air horn to my slow jazz
We're like a hair dryer and a bathtub
We go together like socks and wet floors
I hate you
Get away from me

For you, and only you,
I would do anything to be by your side
I would walk on an endless line of Legos
Go through the monkey exhibit at the zoo,
Listen to Afro Circus for hours straight
I would sit next to a stink bug for a while
Or even learn sit through a physics lecture
While, if you really loved me, you wouldn't make me do these fearful things,
But I would  
to be by your side
For you, and only one