Some people seem to think
e were a Cockney.
E were caught nickin money
from the donation box,
but, e shafted two topers,
ou were waiting for the dregs
of the communion wine,
after last mass.
Thieves e said, pointing at em, as
they leaned on the holy water font
by the entrance, where a baby was
about to be baptised, by Father John.
Just then, as Inry were leaving by
the apse, a metal detector chimed
and Pontius Pilote discovered e ad
a fist of Roman coins in ees pocket.
Inry were taken by the cavalry to
their fort on the ILL where they
crucified em, facing Bromley-by-Bow,
'cause they knew e were anti-semantic !