Alien invasion,
little blue men falling from the sky.
They're coming for our jobs.I tell you!
The blue men must die!
Nuke them, trap them,
ship their blue butts back home.
Go invade someone else's galaxy,
leave ours alone.
We're not giving you our women,
our money, or our food.
You're just interstellar criminals,
who can't even speak our language,
that's just rude!
So strap that rocket to your tail,
and go back to where you came.
Earth's borders are closed.
So we can make it great again!
I hope that's not Marvin's
Plutonium 238 Space Modulator I hear
whirring up in the background!
Inspired by the HP Poetry Meeting this evening!