they didn't think anyone had a clue or knew
but what they were doing was well on view
their secret rendezvouses were not so secret
they were like clothes airing out of the closet
they had a little liaison in the local park
they were kissing and hugging just on dark
the lady at the post office saw them in an embrace
when they spotted her they did an about face
they've been having a clandestine affair
and of this fact her husband isn't aware
she is a woman of so called propriety
he's the local stud of much notoriety
the village grape vine is working at full capacity
telling of the lover's out and out audacity
relationships such as the one in this narrative
are commonplace where us country folk live