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Poetic T Feb 2014
What day is it where we at, where is
the ****, were you trying to smoke
my cat??

I see things through glassed eyes,
my mouth has the hunger, but I'm
to ****** to drive, Whats in the fridge
in the cupboard, fck it i can make a
munchie feast out of that.

I smoke with friends or when alone, i,ll
smoke in the dark room the spliff my
only light I see *"wow look at those trails...


I have speed dial on my phone 1 is my
frindly dealer who delivers to my home,
2,3,4 take away pardise they no what I
want when ever I phone.

I,m a stoner there is no mistake, I will
always be happy unless my **** does
get braked, and if my phone battery dies
no mucnchies, no smoke, I couldn't deal
with that, *"wow look at the pretty lights,
Brent Kincaid Nov 2016
I love chocolate chip cookies
Be they soft or be they crunchy
They are my favorite munchie.
I love them by the pound.
The best snack around.
My love for these cookies
Surpasses my love of ice cream.
They are more than what they seem.
They make my day and then more so.
Even though they make my **** grow.

Chocolate chip cookies
They are my very best friends.
I am sure these cookies
With stick with me to the end.
I can count on them to please me.
Cookies never ever tease me.

I love chocolate chip cookies
Whether they are baked at home
Or just purchased on the roam.
If they are professionally made,
Gifted to me or I have paid.
Nothing else tickles me so much.
I start giggling when I first touch
Those delightful little sweet plops.
Don’t bother calling the calorie cops.

Chocolate chip cookies
They are my very best friends.
I am sure these cookies
With stick with me to the end.
I can count on them to please me.
Cookies never ever tease me.

I love chocolate chip cookies
I know it started when I was a kid;
What those rolls of dough did
To me was transform me instantly
Almost to carbohydrate insanity.
I could eat as many as I touched;
I loved them just exactly that much
And it continued on into adulthood.
Chocolate chip cookies are that good.

Chocolate chip cookies
They are my very best friends.
I am sure these cookies
With stick with me to the end.
I can count on them to please me.
Cookies never ever tease me.
Taco bell in my body
It aint no shot bus shawty
2 Am munchie run
Driving high, much fun
Crashed into a pole
Driving high not so much fun

Get to tacobell what joy
I want to eat it now o boy
Forgot to order how embarrassing
She staring at me, looks discouraging
order caramel apple empanada
She asks for money, I have nada

Go back to car forgot it's totaled
crashed into pole earlier, to much yolo
walk home tired and hungry and pretty sad
Forgot about this blunt I never had
light it up and I now feel glad
Life without tacobell not so bad
Ja feel?
Jonathan Sawyer Mar 2014
"Crumb Control to Captain Munchie:
Any sign of foreign debris?"

"Negative. We've got Berry Crackles to the East,
Marshmallows to the West,
Graham Crackers at your six.
No imminent danger at this time.
Will inform upon foreign sugar filled morsel encounter.
Over!"
10 March 2014
JidosReality Sep 2016
What goes throughout an addicts brain? Besides static pain broken words addicted to pain.

A broken train derailed as death waits to slowly inflict more pain. My pen tries to breath like an addicts addiction craving for another drink.

Scratching around looking for another hit, the addict may be rich or poor living good or on the street. With every hit and every drink the addict will never be like you and me.

Addicted to something Buzzing addict what a munchie, ill have a smoke this high grade is some nice ****.

Come on baby girl come smoke with me , sit down and listen my poetry is amazing just let all the words go free.

An addict is cleaver what a lier so clever. It all comes down to a drink. Another hit let's the addict breath.

It don't matter if they score in a house or on the street. They thoughts always echo making sounds that are empty. 

Pockets always empty they bellies are always starving, the words from they mouth are full of ******* and nothing.

The addict won't stop! The addict is broken and torn apart there's no honesty or trust. See now the story's told everyone has given up.

Making choices broken promises and the lies will have to stop. The addicts at the bottom were there's nothing to hold on.

Everyday they get judged, stop the drugs even tho it's hard Stop.

Stop the drinking and start thinking? You alcoholic your life is with living. Don't destroy this life you were given.

You think you understand an alcoholics addiction? Understand this? Put your self in an addicts position.


JidosReality 17.6.14
#JidosReality Addiction is madness it's another world, untill you in it don't judge understand.
FloydBrandon Nov 2019
Puff puff pass gettin gassed in the haz-mask
Higher than a certified
Space craft
Hard to feel your fingers
elbow deep inside a munchie bag
Shatter on the wax
Never caught me in a speed trap
Spittin fire from the tail pipe
Like I’m mad max

God. ****.
That’s a pretty reef,

Never have you ever
felt’a skunk
smelt so sweet,
Greener than a Bob Ross
Painting of a pine tree
Doobie-doobie duped
                          dude
Blew me like the mind freak

Other stoners know
When it blows
Poke-mon-go
-‘t High street
Take your shoes off though
You’re steppin in my Pep si,
bro,
You think I’m growin stacks?
I just spent my last twenty dollars
on a grammie
and some snacks.
https://soundcloud.com/brandonfloyd/hobble
Tiffany Aug 2017
If seeing his face still makes your heart skip a beat, no matter when or where you are...

If you get lost in her eyes and realize there's no where else you'd rather be...

If the sound of his voice relaxes and excites you at the same time, and you realize you could listen to him speak until the day comes when the sun no longer shines...

If the sound of her name brings a smile to your lips, and you know there's no sweeter combination of syllables on this earth...

If you find he's the first thing on your mind when you wake up...

If she's the last thing you think of as you fall asleep...

If he can make you laugh so hard you forget your troubles and just live in the moment for once...

If she can gift you with a sense of wonder and happiness much like the bliss and simplicity of childhood...

If you'd share the last slice of pizza or make a late night munchie run...

If the time comes when you realize there's no coming back from how they've changed you and there's no one else you'd rather spend your life with...

You've undeniably...
irrevocably...
unmistakably...
indubitably...
fallen in love.

— The End —