"hasselhoff" poems - Hello Poetry

I'm so emo I never wash my clothes I'm so emo I can't even blow my nose I'm so emo My life's a tragedy I'm so emo Fringe is too long I can't see I'm so emo Mixing hipster with some goth I'm so emo Who is David Hasselhoff I'm so emo Twerking to Ronnie Radke I'm so emo My friend calls all her friends “daddy” I'm so emo I’ve got all three chokers on I'm so emo My squad’s called “Satan's spawn” I'm so emo I died in 2013 I'm so emo I'm gonna cry myself to sleep

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Apr 24, 2019

Apr 24, 2019 at 3:26 PM UTC

hannah1221

I'm So Emo

I'm so emo I never wash my clothes I'm so emo I can't even blow my nose I'm so emo My life's a tragedy I'm so emo Fringe is too long I can't see I'm so emo Mixing hipster with some goth I'm so emo Who is David Hasselhoff I'm so emo Twerking to Ronnie Radke I'm so emo My friend calls all her friends “daddy” I'm so emo I’ve got all three chokers on I'm so emo My squad’s called “Satan's spawn” I'm so emo I died in 2013 I'm so emo I'm gonna cry myself to sleep

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It was an all black car Where ever the action went it was driving into adventure being far It could be a mountain trail It might be across the globe with anything but fail But the Knight-Rider car with the nickname “KITT” However, the car being energized and totally computerized was it I had the opportunity while vacationing in Downtown Los Angeles to visit Universal Studios Hollywood This is the place where all the Oscars stood But let me fill you in a little secret There were several other Knight-Rider cars I will call them “Stand in Autos” When the original Knight-Rider car crashes beyond repair You can always depend on many many spare Yet the Knight-Rider car was always on the move There were thrills in action to prove But for the moment don’t move For example, a racing car in competition that thinks it is more Tech But wait, the Knight-Rider car having flips and tricks being the Knight-Rider car having effect Eye on technology in having its own elect I almost forgot, I met the man behind Kitt’s wheels, David Hasselhoff We actually spoke in person one on one David Hasselhoff has height standing among Knight-Rider car has driven into the night But there is a spotlight giving it light Yet the Knight-Riding car says goodnight.

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Jun 14, 2017

Jun 14, 2017 at 3:41 PM UTC

preservationman

WHAT DOES THE KNIGHT-RIDER CAR AND I HAVE IN COMMON?

It was an all black car Where ever the action went it was driving into adventure being far It could be a mountain trail It might be across the globe with anything but fail But the Knight-Rider car with the nickname “KITT” However, the car being energized and totally computerized was it I had the opportunity while vacationing in Downtown Los Angeles to visit Universal Studios Hollywood This is the place where all the Oscars stood But let me fill you in a little secret There were several other Knight-Rider cars I will call them “Stand in Autos” When the original Knight-Rider car crashes beyond repair You can always depend on many many spare Yet the Knight-Rider car was always on the move There were thrills in action to prove But for the moment don’t move For example, a racing car in competition that thinks it is more Tech But wait, the Knight-Rider car having flips and tricks being the Knight-Rider car having effect Eye on technology in having its own elect I almost forgot, I met the man behind Kitt’s wheels, David Hasselhoff We actually spoke in person one on one David Hasselhoff has height standing among Knight-Rider car has driven into the night But there is a spotlight giving it light Yet the Knight-Riding car says goodnight.

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David Hasselhoff and Pamela Anderson Watching the bay in surf, sand or sun Running slo-mo in skimpy suits of crimson Got their viewers' attention and then some.

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Jul 15, 2017

Jul 15, 2017 at 10:53 PM UTC

lawrence-l-ladd

Clerihew: Hasselhoff and Anderson

David Hasselhoff and Pamela Anderson Watching the bay in surf, sand or sun Running slo-mo in skimpy suits of crimson Got their viewers' attention and then some.

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The promise of a future bright encased in a temporal temple: It sits among Berlin’s blinking lights, a spaceship made to resemble. Its oracles stood in this aluminum starchurch dressed in sparkling ABBA track suits, alit by glittering disco ***** with lights that search for the future’s many loyal recruits. But futures seldom turn out the way that priests of the modern prophesy, and this once sleek starship sits, decays while stoic streams of cars drive on by. What happened to the dreams we had of federations who deep space explore? Was it all just an ephemeral fad now left in twilight, to be ignored? Then again, this is Berlin, the place that is built upon its broken dreams — Utopias all cast aside, but which grace this city with abandoned and fading gleams. The starship sits in unending preflight, awaiting the signal to lift off. Its digital clock counts down to delight but never makes it past Hasselhoff. Climb aboard Battlestar Berlin, my friends, fly with warp speed to nowhere at all. Before you know it, the latest trends will leave you yearning for total recall.

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Jan 15, 2025

Jan 15, 2025 at 7:39 AM UTC

jackgroundhog

Starship Berlin

The promise of a future bright encased in a temporal temple: It sits among Berlin’s blinking lights, a spaceship made to resemble. Its oracles stood in this aluminum starchurch dressed in sparkling ABBA track suits, alit by glittering disco ***** with lights that search for the future’s many loyal recruits. But futures seldom turn out the way that priests of the modern prophesy, and this once sleek starship sits, decays while stoic streams of cars drive on by. What happened to the dreams we had of federations who deep space explore? Was it all just an ephemeral fad now left in twilight, to be ignored? Then again, this is Berlin, the place that is built upon its broken dreams — Utopias all cast aside, but which grace this city with abandoned and fading gleams. The starship sits in unending preflight, awaiting the signal to lift off. Its digital clock counts down to delight but never makes it past Hasselhoff. Climb aboard Battlestar Berlin, my friends, fly with warp speed to nowhere at all. Before you know it, the latest trends will leave you yearning for total recall.

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could killing hasselhoff be the next big lebowski? well, to me it already is... i'd prefer the whole: killing off monty python sense of comic... to stress the concept of individualism, but be "offended" by subjectivity? what's this? a lesson in how a pendulum works? ball hits ball, ball hits another ball puritanical objectivism... actually: talking to an old man in a park about his bike makes: pretty much all the sense there is... after all, the movie is an archetypal study of the book of yob / hiob / jobe - have i suddenly plaid a false note on a flute? o.k.: joe'b: i.e. 'b = blib. ******* really gagged to get technical with language... it's called: an oyster eating a herring that churns it into a pearl... and how many human tongues are actually enslaved by Poseidon in these shell creatures? but to discount subjectivity per se, and only allow an en masse objectivism... too, much, grounding in physics... physics with a ****** nose, i.e. having to discuss biological (subjective) realism... realism, i.e. **** back into physical reality; or rather: subjectivism, yes, in the focus on intra-space, and yes, objectively speaking in the focus of inter-space... which: hardly a case for the "offended", as if getting ****** off needs a thesaurus cipher-cloak... now, in the vicinity, in the immediate sense, an anti-thesis of dasein: or rather, in english translation: there's being... which implies an inclination toward: in situ. i still think killing hasselhoff is the next cult movie on the lines of the big lebowski... 4.3/10 - ‎1,319 votes... (out of) / (based on) - my *** my my, haven't we become very, subtle, creatures? sure, others prefer the tailoring of a tux, as opposed to, being pedantic.

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Feb 23, 2018

Feb 23, 2018 at 3:20 PM UTC

removed.polaroid-scrabble

ode to peter *****

could killing hasselhoff be the next big lebowski? well, to me it already is... i'd prefer the whole: killing off monty python sense of comic... to stress the concept of individualism, but be "offended" by subjectivity? what's this? a lesson in how a pendulum works? ball hits ball, ball hits another ball puritanical objectivism... actually: talking to an old man in a park about his bike makes: pretty much all the sense there is... after all, the movie is an archetypal study of the book of yob / hiob / jobe - have i suddenly plaid a false note on a flute? o.k.: joe'b: i.e. 'b = blib. ******* really gagged to get technical with language... it's called: an oyster eating a herring that churns it into a pearl... and how many human tongues are actually enslaved by Poseidon in these shell creatures? but to discount subjectivity per se, and only allow an en masse objectivism... too, much, grounding in physics... physics with a ****** nose, i.e. having to discuss biological (subjective) realism... realism, i.e. **** back into physical reality; or rather: subjectivism, yes, in the focus on intra-space, and yes, objectively speaking in the focus of inter-space... which: hardly a case for the "offended", as if getting ****** off needs a thesaurus cipher-cloak... now, in the vicinity, in the immediate sense, an anti-thesis of dasein: or rather, in english translation: there's being... which implies an inclination toward: in situ. i still think killing hasselhoff is the next cult movie on the lines of the big lebowski... 4.3/10 - ‎1,319 votes... (out of) / (based on) - my *** my my, haven't we become very, subtle, creatures? sure, others prefer the tailoring of a tux, as opposed to, being pedantic.

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