"effed" poems - Hello Poetry

we have scorpions my wield has two eyes i saw no bee running my right hand up the railing and continues hurting.. the cunning man i am i urinated on it and that has stopped there is some wisdom in the old ways ***** is a natural healing.. vi rainy day scribe would like to imbibe sweet long ago youth to kiss your red mouth that soured wine and screamed our insane face.. i would look into your eyes and tried not to think of them so much for that no.. but i´ d be gone it was the **** and all that colors when we got effed up you saved your best insights for our arguements you brought me two black kittens i put you in bed and fed you porrige everyone complained i went to the occasional party but prefered the country we see the cure.. i lived the country we went to cinema we saw the piano you on the bus me on my bike.. i enjoyed that forrest ride cool in the morning and out of the breeze you with the haarlam gazette.. o twas a cold of a winter so i might visit my friend fiet who lived on a house boat with so many cats and dog and a chicken and geese.. we would have a cup of t and looked at her photos.. when the canals froze when at the sea side or with a sweet cognac and a pint of mild heck my hand throb and my heart too..

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Nov 18, 2018

Nov 18, 2018 at 8:49 AM UTC

michael-john

we have scorpions

we have scorpions my wield has two eyes i saw no bee running my right hand up the railing and continues hurting.. the cunning man i am i urinated on it and that has stopped there is some wisdom in the old ways ***** is a natural healing.. vi rainy day scribe would like to imbibe sweet long ago youth to kiss your red mouth that soured wine and screamed our insane face.. i would look into your eyes and tried not to think of them so much for that no.. but i´ d be gone it was the **** and all that colors when we got effed up you saved your best insights for our arguements you brought me two black kittens i put you in bed and fed you porrige everyone complained i went to the occasional party but prefered the country we see the cure.. i lived the country we went to cinema we saw the piano you on the bus me on my bike.. i enjoyed that forrest ride cool in the morning and out of the breeze you with the haarlam gazette.. o twas a cold of a winter so i might visit my friend fiet who lived on a house boat with so many cats and dog and a chicken and geese.. we would have a cup of t and looked at her photos.. when the canals froze when at the sea side or with a sweet cognac and a pint of mild heck my hand throb and my heart too..

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_Two player game - Be More Chill_ _( One player game rewrite - Your Local Grocery Store )_ ~ Apocalypse of the teens Level 9 The cafeteria Find the bad guy, push him aside. Then move on forward with your books at your side. It's a one-player game, so when they make an attack, You know you got a backpack, gotta watch your back Then you stay on track and Ah! remain on course. If they give you a smack you Gah! use your force. And if you leave some ********* behind it’s fine Cause it's an effed up world, and it's a one-player game, hey! I like to talk about cool stuff like casettes It's just that no one else but me really cares I’m just a nothing in this high school scheme, But it's no big because I don’t need a team. I like out of print games, retro skates, Got a Pac-Man tattoo. Nobody here appreciates, But soon I’ll be a student where they do. Cause guys like me are cool in college cool in college, yes I know. Guys like me are cool in college, rule in college, I wish I’d know High school is hell, but I navigate it well. Cause what I do, Is I make it a one-player game! Zombie! Watch out! Ah! Wha-!? Aww.. As loser I have fought on my own for years. Both Nintendo zombies and these popular peers! Now I’m stuck on a level and I wanna move on. Just wait two years whereupon, I’ll see that guys like me are cool in college cool in college, won't be lame. Dude I know, I get it- Guys like me, they **** in college, But I’m not in college, I’ll be fine High School is whack, but I’ve got my own back. It’s me and books, I make it a one-player game. AH- OH- ZOMBIE! BLOOD! CLAWS! Pause. I know I’m no one’s favourite person, But that doesn’t mean that I can't still dream. It’s really true, I’m no one’s favourite person I’ll always be alone on the team High school is **** and I don’t need (no)one conquer it. It's just what I do, I make it a one-player game! Find the bad guy, push him aside. Then move on forward with your books at your side. It's a one-player game, so when they make an attack, You know you got a backpack, gotta watch your back Then you stay on track and Ah! remain on course. If they give you a smack you Gah! use your force. And if you leave some ********* behind it’s fine Cause it's an effed up world, and it's a one-player game, hey! One-player game One-player game. He-ey-ey!

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Jan 25, 2020

Jan 25, 2020 at 4:39 PM UTC

gothmetalnerd

Note 316:

_Two player game - Be More Chill_ _( One player game rewrite - Your Local Grocery Store )_ ~ Apocalypse of the teens Level 9 The cafeteria Find the bad guy, push him aside. Then move on forward with your books at your side. It's a one-player game, so when they make an attack, You know you got a backpack, gotta watch your back Then you stay on track and Ah! remain on course. If they give you a smack you Gah! use your force. And if you leave some ********* behind it’s fine Cause it's an effed up world, and it's a one-player game, hey! I like to talk about cool stuff like casettes It's just that no one else but me really cares I’m just a nothing in this high school scheme, But it's no big because I don’t need a team. I like out of print games, retro skates, Got a Pac-Man tattoo. Nobody here appreciates, But soon I’ll be a student where they do. Cause guys like me are cool in college cool in college, yes I know. Guys like me are cool in college, rule in college, I wish I’d know High school is hell, but I navigate it well. Cause what I do, Is I make it a one-player game! Zombie! Watch out! Ah! Wha-!? Aww.. As loser I have fought on my own for years. Both Nintendo zombies and these popular peers! Now I’m stuck on a level and I wanna move on. Just wait two years whereupon, I’ll see that guys like me are cool in college cool in college, won't be lame. Dude I know, I get it- Guys like me, they **** in college, But I’m not in college, I’ll be fine High School is whack, but I’ve got my own back. It’s me and books, I make it a one-player game. AH- OH- ZOMBIE! BLOOD! CLAWS! Pause. I know I’m no one’s favourite person, But that doesn’t mean that I can't still dream. It’s really true, I’m no one’s favourite person I’ll always be alone on the team High school is **** and I don’t need (no)one conquer it. It's just what I do, I make it a one-player game! Find the bad guy, push him aside. Then move on forward with your books at your side. It's a one-player game, so when they make an attack, You know you got a backpack, gotta watch your back Then you stay on track and Ah! remain on course. If they give you a smack you Gah! use your force. And if you leave some ********* behind it’s fine Cause it's an effed up world, and it's a one-player game, hey! One-player game One-player game. He-ey-ey!

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Will neither be What me would Want I to be, nor What me would Want I not to be Zinjanthropus

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Apr 26, 2021

Apr 26, 2021 at 1:10 AM UTC

zinjanthropus

Effed up Will

Will neither be What me would Want I to be, nor What me would Want I not to be Zinjanthropus

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I love the word effable So effable my feelings for you But ineffable to describe just How effed I am for falling for you

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Aug 22, 2019

Aug 22, 2019 at 5:44 AM UTC

Serene-lai

Effable/ineffable

I love the word effable So effable my feelings for you But ineffable to describe just How effed I am for falling for you

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I saw this snake with the biggest lump The lump was still moving She must have just swallowed whatever it was. I talked to the snake--because snakes talk— And was like, “hey what did you just eat?” She was like, “Ummmm, the most pure, white lamb you would have ever seen?” The snake kept talking so highly of this pure, white lamb, it was really, really weird. Like really weird. Like it’s a freakin lamb, not Beyonce… So I thought something ludicrous. Could this pure, white, lamb be talking through the skin of a snake? Is the snake a costume? Is it a disguise? Not realizing I was thinking out loud, the snake sunk her head. Intrigued, I asked, “Why hide? Why not just be you, like I’m me?” The snake was like, “Oh I’m sorry, are you Beyonce??” And I was like “giveuhhhhh, like I care?!” But I did care and that was effed up to say… Anyways, she said that she wants to live, so she has to be a snake. "It ***** to be used, and I’d rather not be eaten alive." I was like, "oh that’s cool." She was like, yeah it’s cool, until you've been here for so long that your real skin becomes one with your disguised skin …I wish I never thought out loud because now I feel depressed. So I walked away, with my head sunk. I felt guilty leaving the distressed animal. To make me feel better, I acted as if the snake was truly a snake who just ate a fine-ass lamb and was b.s.-ing me to bring me closer. Closer so that she can squeeze the light right out of me. I felt better the farther I walked away from her. And by the way, I am Beyonce, you *****

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Jan 29, 2016

Jan 29, 2016 at 5:40 PM UTC

megan-gibbons

Untitled

I saw this snake with the biggest lump The lump was still moving She must have just swallowed whatever it was. I talked to the snake--because snakes talk— And was like, “hey what did you just eat?” She was like, “Ummmm, the most pure, white lamb you would have ever seen?” The snake kept talking so highly of this pure, white lamb, it was really, really weird. Like really weird. Like it’s a freakin lamb, not Beyonce… So I thought something ludicrous. Could this pure, white, lamb be talking through the skin of a snake? Is the snake a costume? Is it a disguise? Not realizing I was thinking out loud, the snake sunk her head. Intrigued, I asked, “Why hide? Why not just be you, like I’m me?” The snake was like, “Oh I’m sorry, are you Beyonce??” And I was like “giveuhhhhh, like I care?!” But I did care and that was effed up to say… Anyways, she said that she wants to live, so she has to be a snake. "It ***** to be used, and I’d rather not be eaten alive." I was like, "oh that’s cool." She was like, yeah it’s cool, until you've been here for so long that your real skin becomes one with your disguised skin …I wish I never thought out loud because now I feel depressed. So I walked away, with my head sunk. I felt guilty leaving the distressed animal. To make me feel better, I acted as if the snake was truly a snake who just ate a fine-ass lamb and was b.s.-ing me to bring me closer. Closer so that she can squeeze the light right out of me. I felt better the farther I walked away from her. And by the way, I am Beyonce, you *****

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Ahh the brilliantine years, the curled up collar and the shiny knees of a five year old… The hand knitted jumper. The sparkling eyes of innocence. The “don’t know what’s coming next”, and the sparky hopefulness of youth without the knowledge of the the things that can catch you out. And they will… and they did! But what do they say? It’s all character building stuff. The rough, the tumble… the haughty outplaying the humble… Well, not if I’ve got out to do wi’it! This latest lark that’s bringing us down… It’s ***** What Brexit hasn’t ceremoniously effed up, Covid has comprehensively shat on. But “Iligitimii nil Carborundum”... that's what my old man would say… That’s Latin for "don’t let the ******** grind you down!" I just say “eff it - Let’s get on!”

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May 6, 2021

May 6, 2021 at 5:00 AM UTC

chrisslade

I've Been Looking Through Some Old Photographs

Ahh the brilliantine years, the curled up collar and the shiny knees of a five year old… The hand knitted jumper. The sparkling eyes of innocence. The “don’t know what’s coming next”, and the sparky hopefulness of youth without the knowledge of the the things that can catch you out. And they will… and they did! But what do they say? It’s all character building stuff. The rough, the tumble… the haughty outplaying the humble… Well, not if I’ve got out to do wi’it! This latest lark that’s bringing us down… It’s ***** What Brexit hasn’t ceremoniously effed up, Covid has comprehensively shat on. But “Iligitimii nil Carborundum”... that's what my old man would say… That’s Latin for "don’t let the ******** grind you down!" I just say “eff it - Let’s get on!”

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