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Shakytrumpet Dec 2019
'Twas Unintentional I swear
'Tis not the tender
Paper betwixt mine cheeks, 'tis
Mine hand that greets me

For fragile parchment
Hath been punctured by me, the
Derrière-keeper
Elegant **** jokes are fun
#poem #**** #pottyhumor #haiku #funny #humorous #shakespeare #senryu #comedy
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