I took up gardening
during the quarantine..
I made a lovely death bed
I mean rose bed...
My husband hasn't been back
in a while?
O' well
I mean, 999 I haven't seen
my husband since I sent him out
for milk..
He was coughing a lot but
I'm in quarantine.
So I couldn't go to find him,
I'm killing him,
sorry I'm missing him.
Blue lights flashing,
the boys in blue..
"Would you like a coffee,
"Yes, thanks love,
As we sat across from the roses,
I asked, "You ok,
"Ye, I just think these things look
nice but smell like death,
As they leave I give them homemade cookies,
special ingredient
homemade LSD..
Just encase they had any thoughts that I
was the killer.
Rest in Peace hubby, I'm always right....