Once upon a time, there lived a cocky young noble,
Who'd committed no crime yet hid many a foible.
Wherever he rode he'd arrive in the dandiest style,
Charmingly he strode and imagined the ladies beguiled.
He traveled the land in search of high adventure,
Codpiece in hand he was besotted nigh treasure.
Never were any dragons slain nor demons defeated,
Only empty flagons remained where our hero retreated.
He found love unsought, as fools tend to do,
Spellbound by the thought that she loved him too.
Their storied romance grew as the long seasons passed,
However, soon they both knew their song would not last.
Trouble stormed their keep, drawn steel in the night,
And she was stabbed deep by her beloved in his fright.
The princess did strive though she eventually succame,
Spirited away for her life whilst he cried out her name.
Days became months and months became years, yet no word arrived,
Whilst our young hero drowned sour tears and feared that she'd died.
Dour doldrums spurred our knight to stand a little braver,
And so with long-suffering sighs, he sauntered forth to save her.
Briars and bogs he did cross and the dark forest he did pass,
Battling the dread of her loss our desperate knight espied her at last.
With beleaguered head ringing, he'd worried she was mistreated,
Yet he found her laughing and singing, did she not feel as he did?
Crestfallen he reached out to his love in his woe and his fear,
Firmly she gave him a shove and looked away with a sneer.
She claimed her contentment, and bade him leave without quarrel,
So with shame and resentment, he was gone come the morrow.
He sorrowfully still sings and mournfully pines, our hero apparent,
He thanks you for sparing us these wee lines, for one lonely knight-errant.
07/20/22
IDK why I didn't post this so I'm posting it now. Hope you enjoyed it! ;)
