I once bought a life size cut out of John Cena. I have no idea why. It was 3am and I was drunk. When it arrived my children were overjoyed and took lots of photographs of themselves doing Tombstones Swanton bombs Stone Cold Stunners Sweet Chin Music RKOs Razors Piledrivers Rock Bottoms and Flying Elbows. I didn't. I couldn't see him.
True story. He lived in our kitchen for many years.