When I first heard Elvis, I shivered.
Blue, blue, blue suede shoes, heartbreak hotel, you hound dog, you!
But when the Beatles came along, I left you behind.
Later when you came to Huntsville, you were fat, and then you went back to Memphis and killed yourself--- **** you!
I want my heroes to always be heroes.
I can change but my heroes can't.
And yes, I'm that old.
