Be not afraid of greatness.
Some are born great.
Some achieve greatness.
And some have greatness ****** upon them.

                      - Malvolio
                    "Twelth Night"

There one was a man named Malvolio
(A fictional man in a folio)
     Who was played for a fool
     (By some rascals at Yule)
For acting like such an assholio.