It’s Monday afternoon, the first day after Fall Break. Several of my suitemates are here, relaxing a bit before we hit the dining hall and then scatter, like debris from a bomb. There are a zillion things to do on campus, on any given night. Lisa and I are going to a seminar, Anna and Sunny are going to a Uni play and Leong’s going to see a documentary.

Leong was hunched over a cup of dark tea, reading ‘J-14’ magazine. “Do any of you guys think Travis Kelce is hot?” She asked, not looking up. Leong subscribes to several ‘teen’ magazines, like ‘J-14’, ‘Girls' World’ and ‘Girl’s Life.’ She says that Yale is her chance to be the ‘American teenager’ she could never be at home (Macaw, China). We’d make fun of her if we didn’t all read them after she finished, and they were lying around.

“No,” said Lisa and I about the same time as Anna and Sunny said, “Yeah,” to varying degrees.
“Did you think he was hot before he started dating Taylor?” she asked, pushing the enquiry even further. “No,” said Lisa and I repeated in unison - we had this down now.
“He wasn’t on my radar,” Anna admitted. Sunny said, “Yeah, same here.”
“Why do YOU think he’s hot?” Leong asked Sunny (who’s fem-facing).
“I can appreciate a hot guy,” she said, sounding a little defensive, “as someone who could draw hetero interest.”

Then Lisa reported, from head down in her textbook, “Your mouth retains the DNA of everyone you ever kissed.” She looked up and asked me, how many guys have you kissed?
“You mean politely kissed or Deep-kissed,” I asked back, tilting my head, sticking out my tongue and slobbering it around, like a dog eating peanut butter.

“They mean French-kissed,” she replied, rescanning the last paragraphs as I calculated.
“So, the five guys I dated, but we used to play ‘spin the bottle’ at parties too.. so.. 25?” I said.
“You ****!” she laughed. “I have my truth,” I updogged, “How about you?”

“I’d forgotten ‘spin the bottle,’ Lisa admitted, recalculating.. “Yeah, 25 sounds about right.”
“Leong?” she asked Leong. “Two,” Leong answered instantly.
“Anna?” she asked Anna, so Lisa was going completely around the room with this survey.
“25 sounds right” Anna answered, “including spin,” (the bottle).
“Sunny?” Leong asked Sunny. “A HUNDRED,” I said, hijacking Sunny’s answer, and everyone chuckled. Every Friday night Sunny brings a different girl home to ‘spend the night.’ It’s rather impressive.
“A few,” Sunny answered, shrugging nonchalantly, “A girl doesn’t kiss and tell.”
“I’ve got a calculator,” Anna said, “if you change your mind,” holding her phone up like an offer.

Mixed race, pretty face,
Patrick Mahomes,
don't go to the bottle
and be drunken, one who forgettably roams

At the big game, you disappointed your fans as you stated on X,
But more importantly, days prior, you let down your GOD on a world's camera,
and made me wonder, what cowardly ways you might show next

US President Trump said when asked if he has a favorite for the Superbowl game...“I don’t want to say, but there’s a certain quarterback that seems to be a pretty good winner."
“Yeah, I mean, it’s always cool to be able to play in front of a sitting president, someone at the top position in our country,” said Mahomes, who shouldn't have been a moral compass spinner.

Mahomes said he “didn’t see that clip” of Trump’s remarks, “but obviously, it’s cool to hear that he’s seen me play football and respects the game that I play,” the quarterback said.
You know just as well as I do, Mahomes, that Trump respects nothing about the "Black job" slaves as he would call you play and to him, you, your team, and what you do on the field are simply entertainment, what you should have answered at the press conference to honor your ancestors dead.

From "The best quarterback in the world"...We didn't start how we wanted to; obviously those turnovers hurt. And I take all the blame for that. I mean those early turnovers swing the momentum of the game, and they kinda capitalized on them, and they scored on the one and then they got an immediate touchdown and so that's 14 points that I kinda gave them, and it's hard to come back from that in a Superbowl, and so I just didn't play to my standard, and I have to do better next time.
Yeh, and if the opportunity returns, tell the truth that you are honored that the President is coming to your big game unless he is Trump, a lying, corrupt, ******, bigot, The US will "take over" and "own" Gaza..., no remorse convicted felon, and "The best quarterback in the world" don't make lying by omission your crime.

Mixed race, pretty face,
Patrick Mahomes,
with reporters in February 2025,
you played diplomatic,
AND did your teammate, Taylor Swift's not married to Kelce,
thus, no Superbowl win for you and your team going to its' trophy case

By: Najwa Kareem

*Written on 2/10/25

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCzi3_sLwB8

Hey there Travis, you went and got you a Taylor.
Got Down on one knee, so, you are no longer a player?
Big rock on her finger, true spoken like a sailor

She goes from 1989 to a little different ERA.
Making millions of dollars,  singing songs about her break-ups.
Are you next Travis, will you be putting on the make-up?

Shake it off there, Taylor, it's looking like a rebound.
87s on the field, oh No, it might be a touchdown,
She's wearing red in the box,  we all know you have to look down

She is a pop star princess and you're a football star
Dancing on the field, looks like you made it this far
All of her fans are all crying with every single word,  dropping an another album that's pretty obscure

You go from T one, Travis, now can I call you T Squared
Now are you a Kelce or Swifty? heck I really don't care
Catch the ball on the field, even the refs dont play fair

I will say it like this,  hope its really not true
The life of a showgirl, just maybe undo.
Is Divorce is the next album? Cuz, you will be feeling it too