ODAY ROD TAYLOR DIED, AND HE WAS IN A GREAT THEATRICAL EVENT IN SATURN
TO HELP BRING SATURN SOME FUN, THISC EVENT WAS ORGANISED BY DAD
YA SEE PARDON ME BOYS, IT’S A WELCOME UP HERE ON SATURN CHOO CHOO, OH YEAH CHOO CHOO
YA SEE PARDON ME BOYS, IT’S A CHATANOOGA CHOO CHOO OH YEAH,
WE WILL PARTY RIGHT ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT
IN THE PLANET OF SATURN
AND THEN DAD AND ROBIN WILLIAMS CAME UP FROM THE SKY SAYING
PLEASE BUDDHA SAVE US, WE DON’T WANNA DIE
PARDON US BOYS, IT’S JUST A CHATANOOGA CHOO CHOO, OH YEAH DUDES PARTY NOW
AND THEN AS DAD AND ROBIN WILLIAMS SLIM DUSTY CAME UP AND SANG
IT’S LONESOME AWAY FROM MY CHILDREN AND ALL
FROM THE OLD DUSTY STAGE TO THE BIG TOWN HALL
THERE IS NOTHING AS HORRIBLE, AND MORBID OF DREAR
TO SIT IN A PLACE WHERE THE TAP HAS NO BEER
I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A BEER WITH BAZ BOY
I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A BEER WITH BAZ
WE DRINK IN MODERATION
AS BRIAN JOHN ALLAN TRIES TO GET RID OF HIS SPAZ
WE DRINK IN THE TOWN AND COUNTRY
WE’RE THE ATMOSPHERE IS GRAND
I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A BEER WITH BAZ BOY
CAUSE HE IS OUR FRIEND
THEN ROD TAYLOR CAME UP AND SAID HEH HEH HEH I AM THE WICKED WIZARD
I AM COMING TO TRAP YA YEAH
I WILL GRAB YOU AND EAT YOU UP, YEAH I WILL MAKE YOU FEEL INSCURE
YEAH MR SLIM DUSTY, AND I WILL SAY NO MORE BEER, PLEASE
CAUSE IT’S FORCING ALL THIS FUCKEN EVIL, IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN WORLD
BRIAN ALLAN CAME UP AND SANG
I HEARD WE ARE GOING TO BE ALONE IN THIS WORLD
I’M SAD YOUR SAD, WE ALL ARE SAD, THAT
THERE ARE TOO MANY COOL PEOPLE AS MYSELF, WITH MENTAL ILLNESS
IT’S SAD, IT’S SAD UMMMMMMM SAVE THE MENTALLY ILL BUDDHA DUDE
AND THEN THE GREEN METHANE KEG OPENED ALL OVER BRIANY
BY ROD TAYLOR, WHO WANTS TO SAVE THE WORLD
BY BRINGING GOOD THEATRE TO OUTER SPACE
AND THEN GRAHAM KENNEDY, CAME UP AND SAID
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR, HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE
UP IS THE COSMIC WORLD YA SEE
A STAR THAT SHINES FOR YOU AND ME
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR, PARTY ON AND NEVER STRAY
AND THEN, A METEORITE CAME DOWN, AND DAD PICKED IT UP
AND GAVE IT TO BRIAN, AND TOOK IT OFF BRIAN TO GIVE IT TO SLIM DUSTY
SAYING, YOUR TOO SHY TO BE LIKE US BRIAN
AND THEN SLIM DUSTY, HOPPED ON THE METHAN SLIDE
AND INTO HIS SPACE SHIP SINGING
WE’RE GOING BACK AGAIN TO JUPITER, TO JUPITER TO JUPITER
WE’RE GONNA BACK AGAIN TO JUPITER BUDDY
IN THE PLANET OF THE HURRICANES
AND THEN SLIM DUSTY TIPPED METHANE OVER DAD
AND SAID, IF YA CALL BRIAN BRIANY, I WILL DECK YA WITH THIS METHANE
SO YA CAN ENJOY THE NEXT LIFE, BRIAN SAID, HOW ABOUT I
PICK UP A KEG OF METHANE AND TIP IT ALL OVER DAD
AND THE METHANE CAUSES A GREAT EXPLOSION NEAR
THE LOVE PLANET, WHERE PLUTO USED TO BE
AUSTRALIA DIDN’T SEE THIS, BUT THEY HEARD IT IN THUNDER
CHECK OUT YOUR SCIENCE WEBSITES OR YOUTUBE SITES
AND COLOURS OF RED AND YELLOW AND PINK AND GREEN
PURPLE AND ORANGE AND BLUE
IT WAS SEEN IN A RAINBOW, IT WAS SEEN IN A RAINBOW
IT WAS SEEN IN A RAINBOW TOO
AND ROD TAYLOR SAID BYE BYE EARTH
AND THEN DAD SAID, CATCH YA LATER AND SEE YA LATER
YOU GO DOWN AND DO YA TAPESTRY AND WHEN HE GET
THOUGHTS, YOU WRITE THEM DOWN YA SEE
YA DON’T HAVE TO ASK ANYONES PERMISSION, BOO
AND SAM KINISON AND PAUL BERENYI CLEANED UP
BUT THEY STILL ENJOYED THE PARTY THOUGH