My body is a vehicle
so I do pretend
And this I will defend
until the bitter end
Walking nearest stores,
and doors that open out
SLAM on your BREAKS
or get it in the SNOUT
Weave in and out
when traffic turtles walk,
cross your late fingers
to hear your bosses' BALK
Keeping to your right,
an american decision,
on the opposite side;
walking the English way,
a body collision
Ahead
hog-walkers walking s t r a i g h t i n a l i n e
slower than molasses
and YAPPING all the time
REEEEVEEE up your engine
and pass them on the left,
say a "Hail Mary"
and CURSE their walker's theft
Pavement hogs on corners
gather all about
Sometimes I dream,
of PUNCHING THEM ALL OUT!
Pheeeew have a good caminar, mis amigos
YOU HEARD ABOUT ROAD RAGE, WELL THIS IS PAVEMENT RAGE!!!
RAGE!!!!!! I SHOUT HONK, HONK!!!