Come to think of it, I've never seen a fat vampire
It's not like they get a lot of exercise
Laying around all day in their own grave
You would think they'd a bit larger in size

I mean don't they ever get hungry
So hungry they say they could die
That's hard as the walking dead with no lives left
Bet they'd love if blood came deep Southern fried

Do they prefer meat eaters over vegetarians
Do they like their veins to be grain feed
Or they picky or not with the choices they've got
And would they settle for whatever is left

It'd be nice if they could at least enjoy desert
Maybe a slice of Red Velvet cake
With icing so cold, matching their dead empty soul
And red of course for reds ****** sake

Yes, all the vampires I know are skinny minnies
Could be cause they only know how drink
I find it kind of cruel as all they can do is drool
Watching as living sit there and eat

It's sad to say all you are now
Is just a memory
But somehow in that now I'll get along
So don't worry bout a thing

If you see that I am crying
From your home in heaven above
Just know my dear the reason why
I do it out of love

Love it was the answer
When we were together
Now all I can do is question
Why so soon you had to leave here

At so early of a life
At so early in the stage
When I clearly wasn't ready
To give it all away

But ready or not
Gone you still are
All except for the scar
That's been left on my heart

It is sad to say on that day you became
A heartfelt memory
But you my love are a good one
So don't worry bout a thing