Once upon a time, there was no f'n time!
We think Mr.Time is a creep
He wouldn't get no sleep
Follows us like a shadow
But he was only hired some 14 billion years ago!!
Along with his angry twin Space
Mr.Space wasn't bothered either
No action, No drama and No matter
Until a BANG occurred! And Disrupted his peace
Mr.Space called the police Then made up strict rules
He made up four directions for the ****** atoms to move
While Mr.Time Made it simple and clear
He said "Only one way If you want to pass here!"
Everyone agreed on the terms that the twins made
Except Father Universe Said "Time was no son of mine!!"
He went on to ramble "Time doesn't control me, i have the right to be free!" "I am my own entity!"