If you go down to the Woods today the bears Will eat Your Insides They'll start at your foot Slap you with a left Knock you out with a right hook, Then they'll snack on you for Breakfast Lunch & Then Teatime The cubs will eat your lunch from you insides. Then slurp your intestines As if they were spaghetti stung outside, The flies will lay eggs In your mouldy insides, Then maggots will feast on your Cold dead eyes, They will feast on you carcass, Will devour you From what's left, that nature hasn't Nibbled Bitten Dragged Off, then you'll just be a Skelton With A boot on, No flesh or insides You'll be bleached by the Sun, Earth, & Sky And buried in the long grass, All for wanting to be with nature **"Beware its dangerous out there"
Got asked to write about a bear, And yes slightly mental