Alright. So you wanna know how to write a poem. Well, before we do anything else I want you to take your pencil, and break it against your desk. You’re not gonna need it. Go to your kitchen grab a glass mixing bowl, and pour as many prompts into that bowl as you see fit. Maybe crack open a rhyme or two, cause trust me, you’ve got time to watch this poem come to life inside your mind. Next, add two cups of melted controversy cause hey, you gotta keep people talkin’ and talkin’ and talkin’ cause if you don’t, they’ll be walkin’ away from that scoop of insane sifted alliterations you were stocking up on. Maybe to give it a little zest, even if it doesn’t make sense to anyone but you, throw some “quotes” around a song lyric or two, cause you are in charge of this. So, carry on my wayward son, my angel with shotgun, mix it up and let it bake on the tip of your tongue and then spit it out.