Kissing upside-down.* At first it seems like a fun idea. (If spiderman can, we can, right?) But ultimately, it's clumsy And awkward. They say opposites attract But when my top lip And your bottom lip Try to match up together, There's no denying, It doesn't quite fit. A crash-collision. With him it was like kissing upside-down: Cool for a while But the top and bottom just don't match Quite like they do right-side up, And it lost its novelty at a steady pace. Two different halves don't always make a whole. Sometimes it's two of the same. Kissing her is like kissing regular. I don't mean regular-regular. I mean over the moon, Past the stars, Around the universe and back again regular. I mean running so fast you think your legs Might fall out from under you And you might learn to fly regular. I mean spinning in circles On an old tire swing Until you reach that moment when you forget where you are And feel the rotation of your organs So you stop to watch the world swirl before you Putting everything out of perspective regular. As unique as 'normal' could possibly exist. I guess For me, Him and her Just didn't seem to fit The same way She and her Does. And I don't think I'll be kissing anyone Upside-down again For a while.