If it were a sport it would be golf
It could be any reindeer but Rudolf
If it were shop shelf it would stock bleach
next to self tan oil for the 2 weeks on the beach
If it were a weather it would be overcast
A time of day? It would be breakfast.
As an animal it would surely be a toad
That did not quite make the journey across the road
And in the middle of the road it remains
The middle of the road flows through its veins.