Give me your inspiration. Come on, you have enough already. This isn’t fair, I protest; how is it that you can create a dozen pretty iced-cupcake poems a day and I can’t?
Honestly – sharing is caring. I don’t want it all, just a little bit. A tenth will suffice. It won’t take much from you, I swear! you’ll still be writing ten-point-eight cupcakes a day. Now would that be so bad?
No? Well, then. Be like that. It’s not like I need inspiration …