Only insurance companies pray you live forever no crashes, no coughs, no inconvenient surprises.
They pray for your safety with more sincerity than your friends ever did.
No backhanded compliments, no masked resentment.
They’ll cheer for your success as long as it’s mild. Celebrate your fitness but not too wild.
This poem exposes the transactional nature of modern relationships, using insurance companies as a metaphor for the rare, conditional loyalty found in a world where even love is often veiled in competition, envy, or quiet sabotage.