Winter will soon slip into spring, all dressed in green; bouquet nights and the rebirth of love. Snakes gliding through the grass. But for now, we deal with ice and snow, slick roads and cold hearts.
I was on the bus the other day. The driver had a slippery scowl pasted on her chubby face. My mask had inched down on my nose, and she yelled, "put your mask on or you will be off the bus."
I was having a terrible day already. My asthma was acting up, I could hardly breathe, and I had just had to put my beloved dog to sleep. I miss her, but she slipped away peacefully.
I rang the bell to get off at my stop, as I chewed my gum in passive anger. I stood up and walked toward the front of the bus. The aisle was slick from the snow and ice. As I neared the exit door, I took the gum out of my mouth, so that I could throw it away, but things went horribly awry.
I slipped on a wet spot, and to catch myself, I firmly planted my gum hand on the back of the driver's head. She had short hair, but still, the *** of gum was now embedded in her golden locks. I'm sure a haircut is her near future.
Since then, I intend to tread softly and cautiously, and just maybe, she does too.