Beloved son (of a)... Sweet mother...lover. yes, please, write this on the gravestone I'll rest under. You must mention my NPO for the poor on our streets, you can still see me adopting stray dogs. I FED HOMELESS KIDS! Remember my kind smile brightened by the sun, or the flash of a camera, helping cats stuck on trees. I'm gonna leave a lot of footage for my memorial, but you see, it's important that you remind people that I, a good guy, have done all these things.