I stand in front of the mirror Like a movie star actress Giggle at how quickly I'd fall I clutch the towel to my bare chest And cry on command Staring into that old familiar brown It is very early in the morning I did not sleep last night In two hours I will be cheating on a test But right now I am the dashing hero come to embrace his bride The femme fatal The weary drunken hunter The monster A movie star actress And I fake cry too well