Another day, another hour spent looking at cadavers, Surprisingly fun, and suspiciously fresh bodies- "Hey Mrs. Johnson, what do you think John did with his life?" She gave me a look that didn't seem too pleased at my inquisition. Or the fact that I named our body John. Morbidly, I thought she looked at me like a zombie would look at our friend John like a cold cut subway sandwich, Although I figured if I were a zombie, I'd prefer my meat fresh, and not embalmed with formaldehydes and ethanol. "That thought seems inappropriate and not respectful of the medical sacrifice 'john' made " she said dripping with in my opinion too much sarcasm for me to NOT respond too. "Well, John is dead, I don't think he's getting offended anytime soon," I retorted. Her smile contorted like the prudish smile John offered me in support. "I'm not worried about offending the corpse as much as I am the ghost, and this Lab will NOT be haunted under my watch" (Her pride in her wit inflated much like Johns body inflated with decomposition and bowel gases.) I apologized internally for the comment and action I was about to make- "This medical dictatorship has to collapse sooner or later- and I still want an answer too my question" And with that, I took the nearest scalpel to his bloated stomach, and watched in disgust and glee as everyone else ran for cover amongst the ****** of stomach contents and Johns final retribution in death. I got an A+ in that class.
Probably one of my favorite classes I've ever taking, I don't think Mrs. Johnson was too pleased either that John's name resembled her own so closely. hahahah. Med school, here I come.